
Welcome to grand reopening of
the RENT Broken Record! I think, *think* this is an organized format for the
page. i could also be wrong. so just tell me if this sucks like no other and
i'll change it back... (if i have the time) so you know how it goes. click on the
line or verse and it will take you to a page that lists all the performers. Oh yeah Sign My
Guestbook for crying out loud!! someone is coming to my page..so sign!!
CONTENTS
Alright, this is the
format, I'll rotate a few lines per week. Why? Well I don't have enough
webspace to fit every wav of each section on at once and Fortunecity cracks down on
stealing webspace really quickly. I REFUSE to upload and relink(this is a hassle)
this whole section. So I have seperate folders for each that I'll upload at the end
of every week. I'll upload every Friday/Saturday and new sections. I'll
run through it twice I guess and then see how many people e-mail me to change it as a gage
for later. I also will add two more Life would be better if I just had webspace.
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- FEATURED LINE(S) OF THE WEEK
- >>> "She said would you light my candle and she put on a pout and she wanted
you to take her out tonight? She got you out!" ...."Mimi!!!!"
"Whoa!" "I should go." "Hey,it's beginning to snow." Working from 4/4/99 -4/12/99
>>>
"Let's go! Out Tonight."
BEING UPLOADED SOON:
- >>>
"Hello? Maureen! Your equipment won't
work? Ok, alright, I'll go."
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>>> "Meow! Ha! Oooo...Yeah!"
>>> "So into the abyss....close on Mark's
nosedive. Will he get out of here alive?"
Thanks Stasia1530@aol.com for
suggesting this line : )
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>>> "Excuse me did I do something
wrong? I get invited then ignored all night long!" "I've been trying- I'm
not lying. No one's perfect, I've got baggage." "Life's too short-babe- time is
flying. I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine!"
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>>> "Take your brown eyes, your pretty smile,
your silhouette."
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>>> "There will always be women in rubber
flirting with me! Give me a break!"
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- >>> "Let it be boys!"
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- >>> "Hey lover boy - cutie pie! You steal
my client -you die!"
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- >>> "I didn't recognize you without the
handcuffs."
>>> "Alexi, Mark. Call me a hypocrite I need to
finish my own film. I quit!"
- AND FINALLY the namesake of this page....
::drumroll::
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- *** "Hi,
Mark Cohen here for Buzzline...Back to you, Alexi. Coming up next - vampire welfare
queens who are compulsive bowlers."
READ: Different performers choose different lines to shine so
don't judge a performer merely on wavs. If a wav does not have a link it is either
because I don't have it yet and will be getting it up or I'm working on getting it or mere
documentation/record keepin reasons. I know they don't have links.
If a wav that has a link connects to something strange e-mail me.
or you could always be nice and sign my
guestbook
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- LINKS TO
- any more lines? suggest some great
lines to compare and i may just do it : ) e-mail
me.
If the sounds
already didn't give you the hint...here's me saying it: this page is entirely unofficial.
Feel free to take my sounds. But please don't use them on your page without
my permission.