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Welcome to grand reopening of the RENT Broken Record! I think, *think* this is an organized format for the page.  i could also be wrong.  so just tell me if this sucks like no other and i'll change it back... (if i have the time) so you know how it goes.   click on the line or verse and it will take you to a page that lists all the performers.  Oh yeah Sign My Guestbook for crying out loud!! someone is coming to my page..so sign!! 


CONTENTS
Alright, this is the format, I'll rotate a few lines per week.  Why?  Well I don't have enough webspace to fit every wav of each section on at once and Fortunecity cracks down on stealing webspace really quickly.  I REFUSE to upload and relink(this is a hassle) this whole section.   So I have seperate folders for each that I'll upload at the end of every week.   I'll upload every Friday/Saturday  and new sections.  I'll run through it twice I guess and then see how many people e-mail me to change it as a gage for later. I also will add two more   Life would be better if I just had webspace.
 
FEATURED LINE(S) OF THE WEEK
>>> "She said would you light my candle and she put on a pout and she wanted you to take her out tonight?   She got you out!" ...."Mimi!!!!" "Whoa!" "I should go." "Hey,it's beginning to snow."   Working from 4/4/99 -4/12/99

>>> "Let's go!  Out Tonight." 

BEING UPLOADED SOON:

>>> "Hello?  Maureen!  Your equipment won't work?  Ok, alright, I'll go." 
 
>>> "Meow! Ha! Oooo...Yeah!" 
 
>>> "So into the abyss....close on Mark's nosedive.  Will he get out of here alive?"  
                    Thanks Stasia1530@aol.com for suggesting this line : )
 
>>> "Excuse me did I do something wrong?  I get invited then ignored all night long!" "I've been trying- I'm not lying. No one's perfect, I've got baggage." "Life's too short-babe- time is flying.  I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine!"
 
>>> "Take your brown eyes, your pretty smile, your silhouette."
 
>>> "There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!" 
 
>>> "Let it be boys!"
 
>>> "Hey lover boy - cutie pie!   You steal my client -you die!"
 
>>> "I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs."
>>> "Alexi, Mark. Call me a hypocrite I need to finish my own film. I quit!"
AND FINALLY the namesake of this page....   ::drumroll::
 
*** "Hi, Mark Cohen here for Buzzline...Back to you, Alexi.  Coming up next - vampire welfare queens who are compulsive bowlers."

READ: Different performers choose different lines to shine so don't judge a performer merely on wavs.  If a wav does not have a link it is either because I don't have it yet and will be getting it up or I'm working on getting it or mere documentation/record keepin reasons. I know they don't have links.  If a wav that has a link connects to something strange e-mail me


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or you could always be nice and sign my guestbook

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any more lines? suggest some great lines to compare and i may just do it : ) e-mail me.

If the sounds already didn't give you the hint...here's me saying it: this page is entirely unofficial.   Feel free to take my sounds.  But please don't use them on your page without my permission.