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Here are the official Techniques that all zit masters should essentially be using. To start of, as a little forward I would like to emphasize the fact that while these techniques may be extremely useful and important to know there is no substitute for experience. Practice make perfect!
Pop and Run
Mainly used to prevent further zits, this technique is good when you have a lot of time. Make sure no one is around when you do this because it gets kinda messy. After popping the zit useing one of the techniques described below, allow the puss to just run. I know you will be tempted to wipe it off with a tissue or something but don't. You see, when you use a tissue it starts to clogg the pore again, not good! So by allowing the puss to just run it can fully clean itself out. Kinda like self maintnance.
Proper Timing
The state of the root development is crucial to proper timing. If you pop to early you just end up sending a message to any puss that hasn't made it's way up to the top yet to stop right where it is and start collecting. You see this is just a mess. These are what become thoose nastly little suckers that no matter how hard you try they wont come out. In the end you just have a nice sore spot on your face with puss still in it. If you wait till all the puss has made it's way to the top then you won't have to worry about it. Now on the other hand if you wait too long there could be potential problems too. Sometimes some zits end up creating walls of hardened puss to make the zit event harder to get to. Either that or the zit ends up popping on your pillow in your sleep. Then you rub your face in the puss and end up getting two or three more zits from it!
Twisting
My master warned me as I will warn you with this technique. Spotting the right type of zits to use this technique on is very difficult. Thier name is Zilenunder Zits and they are the ones that are starting to form into black heads. Sure black heads are easy to spot, but what about right before they become black heads. They often look like potential white heads so the difference between them is almost nothing at all. Only with carfull observation can one determine thier status at such an earily age. And even a master sometimes makes his/her mistakes. It's like looking at a newborn infant and saying oh...that child will definatly become a murderer. Not Easy! Once you can recognize these though just simply grab them with your finger nials and twist. The advantage of twisting to popping is that it separates the black heads roots from thier core at an early age, otherwise as we all know, black heads can sometimes be very stuburn.
Don't forget to lift
Lifting is probably one of the most forgotten techniques of all. If you do not lift you risk puss being pushed back in. So LIFT LIFT LIFT that zit out!
Prevention!!!
Of course who can argue with this technique?
Wash you face lazy ass!!!
Wash it more than once a day!
Wash it again!
Use oatmeal as a face mask.
Don't even bother with creams or pads (They actually cause more zits)
Stop touching your face so much.
When all else fails
There are a few home rememdies such as sandpapering your face, but I wouldn't personally recomend this one. Go to a doctor. They might have some medicine you could use. And Don't eat so much chocolate!
For Extremists who actually want to make zits to POP!
If you are reading this then you have some serious problems! I would shuggest going to a shrink maybe. Otherwise just do the opposite of all the prevention methods I've listed. In addition ...soak your face in this everynight before bed.
Add 1/3 cup of coke
1/2 cup of vegetable oil
1 cup of flour
1/4 cup of sugar (brown or granulated)
1 tbls. of honey
Well Thats all I have to offer from the zit master for now, but check back often as I'm personnaly working on some new techniques that I will post.
