I'm glad I found you and your church

I thought that I was alone in the world; devoid of any spiritual connection. I thought that maybe my vision of the great Fell was more like a curse because no one ever understood it. I am so glad that now I know I'm not the only one around. There are others that feel as I do.

I found your scriptures fascinating but one thing I feel I must question. It was the failure to mention the true Anti-Fell. The Harbinger of Death, The Harvester of Rents, The Harrower of Souls; The Alpha, The Omega, The Eater of Worlds and Children; the truest form of Evil at its most basic level. Im talking about the brother of the Infidel Ralph, none other than Bart Furley himself. The Infidel Ralph feared him more than anything.

Ralph Furley is nothing more than a puppet to him; subject to do his whims in a moments notice. Was it not Bart who tricked The Venerable Roper to sell the building and be cast from the shining glow of the Regal Beagle? Bart is the true sinner; the true demon himself.

I thank you. When times are tough and I feel down and out; When I have no other place to turn to other than Melrose Place or 90210 I will remember you and your web site. I will remember that there are others in the world like me who remember a more innocent time when the world seemed a little bit more sane, all thanks to our Lord and Savior, He who Collects Rent without Judgment, He who Plunges without remorse, the Venerable Fell.