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The Debacle of Microsoft
In almost every facet of the computer software environment,
you hear Microsoft, Microsoft, and Microsoft.
In fact, 90% of the world’s computers are running on
Microsoft’s platforms, be they humble desktop PC's, major network systems or the
Internet. Yes, Microsoft came, it saw and it conquered – well almost!
Let us study the actions of Satan (English) Shatan (Hebrew)
Shaytaan (Arabic) or commonly known as the Evil Devil. He tried and still tries to fill
the earth with evil. He is not alone! He has employed the services of man in return for
the Dungeons of Hell. These men are the Tortured Souls of Hell, they are condemned
to wander miserably in pain, filth and shrieks in the dark, dark pits of Hell. There is no
escape.
Now what has Microsoft got to do with all this?
Well for a start, most Christians throughout the world
– yes millions of them believe that the mark of Satan is 666. The Bible says so. The
Muslims believe that 666 is perhaps an image of the word Kaafir (referred to the
Antichrist) written in Arabic upon his forehead for everyone literate or ill literate to
read. The Jews don’t accept this notion. Because the bulk of the followers of
the Antichrist will be Jews.
Take the name Bill Gates:
Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where III means the order of third (3rd).
OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code
(American standard code for information interchange) and then ADD up all
Bill: B= 66 I= 73 L= 76 L 76
Gates: G= 71 A= 65 T= 84 E=69 S=83
Plus 3 The total= 666
666 !!!! THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL
Is this a mere Coincidence?? Nope. Take WINDOWS 95 and do
the SAME procedure and you will get 666 too!
OK Bill Gates is not the actual Antichrist, but will probably be one of his
comrades!
Next: For those of you who still have the OLD Excel 95 then try this out:
1. Open a new file
2. Scroll down until you see row 95
3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row
4. Press tab, to move to the second column
Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN About Microsoft Excel Press ctrl-alt-shift and
click on the tech support button simultaneously
7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR WITH THE
TITLE: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS.
This is really eerie okay...it has a doom style format and you can walk all around the
hall...and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls....
8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK. WALK AND THEN TYPE IN
EXCELKFA. This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the
passage and DO NOT fall off, when you get to the end, you will see something really,
really eerie....
At this point of time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified this point...
It's really an eye opener.
Now take Excel 97 (Included with Office 97)
Open Excel
Press F5
Enter Range: X97:L97 and Enter
Once at X97:L97, press TAB once only.
Now hold down the Ctrl_Shift Key and simultaneously click on the Pie Chart Icon in the
Tool Bar.
Note: Many readers complain
that nothing happens when they try these procedures. You can do this procedure only once.
If you fail the first time, close Excel and reopen again. IT WILL NOT WORK TWICE.
The screen turns to a DOS mode and you are a
Tortured soul wandering in the deep, deep dungeons of Hell. Some people report that the
message Dungeons of Hell appear briefly. Some reported that a collision with the eerie
mountains produced an explosion of 666’s.
Microsoft South Africa was called upon to answer our
questions. At first, the company denied that these screen messages ever existed.
Well, we simply ran the above procedures and then…
The following discussion took place between our delegation
and Microsoft South Africa's Terry Annake:
Delegation: Why does your product Excel
have these hidden eerie messages embedded in them?
Terry: This is known as an Easter egg.
Delegation: First you deny these
messages, now you say it is an "Easter egg". What is an "Easter egg"?
Terry: It's a surprise! When someone explores Excel
he shall be "pleasantly" surprised.
Delegation: What do you mean surprise?
This is absolutely no surprise. This is a hidden, embedded code in Excel only known to
Microsoft programmers. Looking at the procedure involved it is impossible for the public
to ever access this "surprise"- no matter how they ever attempt to
"explore". A surprise is freely accessible and not hidden with impossible codes. Why did you
hide this "easter egg" from the public and the world in general for almost 4
years?
Terry: That’s our program, we have the right to
do as we please.
Delegation: You do not have the
right to embed satanic symbols and messages in any program intended for consumers without
prior warnings. Similarly, you do not have the right to embed viruses into programs
without warning the consumer.
Why do the messages: 666, Dungeons of Hell,
Tortured Souls etc appear in these sinister screens?
Terry: Again, that’s our program, we have the
right to do as we please.
Delegation: But why use these
satanic words?
Terry: Well our programmers went through
"hell" to produce this excellent program. Being so difficult to produce we refer
to our offices as the "dungeons of Hell" and the programmers as "tortured
souls"!
Delegation: We are not impressed
with this answer. Even if it was symbolic, you should have placed these
"acknowledgments" at the opening or closing of the program, like all software
companies do- not hidden in the depths of the program.
Delegation: Why dabble in such symbols and
actions, which are accepted by almost the entire Christian world to represent Satan?
Terry: We are not dabbling in satanism
Delegation: Then why use Satan's
symbols?
Terry: Again, that’s our program, we have the
right to do as we please.
Delegation: We have been informed
that the program Excel will embed similar satanic symbols into other programs on the hard
drive. It may even harm the other programs. For example, if a user is running a
non-Microsoft program, it will harm or cause that program to malfunction, leading the user
to believe that he should rather "stick to Microsoft goodies". Perhaps
Excel may mentally harm a user! This can become very serious. Many users have reported
that a "devilish" screen just flashes past them in the midst of some program.
This is indeed disturbing. The mere fact that you have hidden this "sick"
animation in your programs, convinces us to accept that its purpose is none other but
placed there as a hidden tool of destruction.
Terry: I don't believe it.
Delegation: Whether you believe it
or not, these are facts. We have thousands of worldwide records of crime, destruction,
suicides, divorces, murders etc all directly related to satanism.
Terry: Nonsense.
Delegation: By the way, do you know
that it is the mark of all satanists to use the Christian symbols in a distorted form.
Look at Excel itself. You write it as XL. Normally the "X" stands for Christ and
the "L" for Lucifer - the name of the Devil! Also, all computer programs load
with a normal cursor blinking on the main screen. Most of your programs do also -except
Excel. It loads and opens with a cross! Why?
Terry: No answer.
The above answers of Terry Annake definitely do not suit
us. We are absolutely not satisfied with "easter eggs" as the answer. In fact
why use the term "easter" at all. Is it not that Easter denotes the Ascension
of Jesus? Which further convinces us that the "sinister" animations in Excel
are an anti-Jesus symbol!
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